hard guy turn hero 😎💪

1:we start the walking from akwafo annex B down to Jean Nelson before that seff na niqqas walk like 5000km kind courtesy CorollaLEGS.  2:as we reach like,5mins norr obana get call, one of ein TONGSTERS call am say she dey mall mk he come crush am so we for go that,… 3:tongster,definition: one of the […]

Clash of the titans

1:ow Elvis i wana fly!! Yhh yhh hit hard leme fly n I’m like wtf dis girl sef dey talk abt?. Or my lion accidentally go dey on flight mode? 2:u really wna fly? I biss am. Yhh Elvis,mk me fly. I raise en one leg put my shoulder wey I turn am on the […]

Hard guy meet ein meeter

1:we dey exams hall,the paper dey discipline me charle,ino dey see top,my pen turn chewing gum give ma teeth..so i finally give up 2: i jx say fvck it charle,i go resit,so i jx sit dey observe.i see all those who dey pretend to be writn smfn buh we all knw say nothing!! 3:i see […]

Hard Guy Asore ba 👼

1)so this niqqa force Hard guy saaaaaa say mk we go church buh i alwaes dey swerve… idey prefer sleep on sunday chrle.. 2)eno be ma fault tho.. its mostly cuz me den ma boys dey do fifa all night den fool saaa till like 5 der den we bed…dat. be y ino dey go […]

SuperBet

1:hello I’m Elvis Hayford, About myself dier it will take 4eva but leme start.. I actually live a lie.. For Example…… 2:I Lie i live at east legon wen i actually live at Cassa Trassaco. N i lie to people I’ve not met before that I’m a normal dude but i fresh pass 3.Her : […]

AND IT HAPPENED…..AGAIN 😩

1: if u get money u fr spoil ur body my brethren…eat good,drink good,f……  ok nvm..feel good i meant.☺☺ 2; Elvis the hard guy always broke so one evening i sit dwn draw 3 different killer fomats wey i share btwn my uncles as nd as aunties.. 3: next 2days norr i get calls,muv nu […]

The Almighty format

1.jullie:u Elvis dier u always want to be on top. me:ah so u want to be on top?*teasing her Jullie: oh mmai Me: im the guy so i fr dey ontop 2:jullie: oh mmai.always you want to be on top. Ah but you too wey kinda english dat? Wey school you go? Shun that 3:u […]

The (….)story

1: Charle so I dey my room for my hostel wey I hear some knock.. as I go gbele na ebe john then obana. 2: me the shs den I dey go erh. Mommie for kam pour libation befr I dey step skul o so me I always dey house(hostel). 3:john den obana too dress […]